Roses are red,
violets shine blue,
I've got a juicy story,
made just for you.

The dating pool is toxic,
but the stories? Irresistible.

The modern dating world? An unhinged rollercoaster - equal parts comedic, chaotic, and emotionally crushing. Some stories we laugh at, some we barely recover from. Red Flag was born to collect the worst of the worst: the cringiest, most horrifying, and flat-out unbelievable dating disasters you'll ever read. The best of them? They'll be immortalised in a collection of short tales so juicy, you'll delete your dating apps mid-chapter.

Here, people can anonymously submit their worst, weirdest, and most unforgettable dating experiences. I take those stories and turn them into short reads you won't want to put down. Because let's be honest - if we're going to survive the dating trenches, we might as well get a good story out of it.

So whether you're here to laugh, cry, or confess your own dating disasters - welcome to Red Flag.

Think your story is worse?

" First he stole my heart.
  Then he stole my home."

"It started with a house and a hot contractor - Steve. Rugged, charming, the kind of guy who looks like he could fix a sink and your emotional baggage at the same time. Things were going great... until I came home one day and my house was gone.

Yeah. GONE. Walls? Gone. Kitchen? Gone. Sanity? Also gone.

And the worst part? That was just the beginning. Trust me - you're not ready for what happened next.

Worse? Dirtier? We're listening.

Hall of Horrors.

Hall of Horrors.

Don't bottle it up, baby.
Unleash that dirty little story you've had suppressed for too long.

Red flag received.

We're already clutching our pearls. If it's juicy enough - and honey, it sounds like it is - it'll find its way into the Hall of Horrors.